Cruel Tricks for Dear Airport Security Guys

Penn (of Penn & Teller) takes on those guys who strip-search you at the gate.

My favorite line: "Anyone is welcome to grab my crotch, I don't require dinner and a movie, just ask me."

I used to see Penn & Teller for free on the streets of Philadelphia, when I was a lot younger and they were street magicians who passed the hat for their pay. Watching them juggle flaming torches was an experience.