Mouse not found.
The ancestors you are looking for are currently unavailable.
Cannot find reality files.
The rage you are looking for is currently unavailable. The Web site might be experiencing humorous difficulties, or some knucklehead in Indiana might be messing with your head.
The country might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your weapons inspectors mandate.
- Click the Refresh button, or smash your computer with a large hammer.
- If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is speeled coorectly.
- To check George W Bush's electrode brain implant settings, click the Tools menu, and then click Allow speech-impaired patients to communicate through a computer Option. On the Security Council tab, click Consensus Not needed. The settings should match those provided by US Imperialism and will then work.
- If your Notwork Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft Windows can examine your notwork and automatically scramble all your notwork connection settings.
- If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure your Security settings can support it. Click the Tools menu, and then click Security Options. Scroll to the Advanced option and check settings for Motion Detectors, Professional Bodyguard, Remote-Controlled Trapdoor to Scorpion Pit, Warm Fuzzy Blanket, and Cuddly Bunny Toy.
- Some sites require 128-bit connection security. I take it you're cruising for some hot action. Click the Help menu and then click About Internet Explorer to determine what strength security you have installed. Then we can Rock.
- If you are an Old Time Internet Hack trying to protect your interests, make sure your inbox is closed as soon as possible. Click the Tools menu, and then click on Ignore everyone but other old timers. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Outdated section and check settings for Babelfish, I Kiss You, and JennyCam. Add settings for the Honda Ad and I'm Feeling Lucky/WMD.
- Click the Bomb button if you are sick of reading this.
Cannot find servant
Cannot find server or DNS Error. I need a break. Internet Explorer will now freeze up causing your PC to explode.
And some R-rated errors:
The porn cannot be displayed.
The page you are looking for is currently unavailable. The Web site might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your browser settings, but most likely you're a complete [expletive deleted].
The pornography you are looking for is currently unavailable. The Web site might be experiencing titillation difficulties, or you may need to adjust your trouser settings.
I know, you may have seen some of these in this blog already. But what better way to spend a Saturday morning than to click obsessively through pages of links?
Umm, well. I can actually think of a number of better ways. I'm off to go do some of them.