Saturday, September 13, 2003

404 Madness

Mouse not found.
The ancestors you are looking for are currently unavailable.
Cannot find reality files.
The rage you are looking for is currently unavailable. The Web site might be experiencing humorous difficulties, or some knucklehead in Indiana might be messing with your head.
The country might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your weapons inspectors mandate.


Cannot find servant


Cannot find server or DNS Error. I need a break. Internet Explorer will now freeze up causing your PC to explode.


And some R-rated errors:

The porn cannot be displayed.


The page you are looking for is currently unavailable. The Web site might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your browser settings, but most likely you're a complete [expletive deleted].

The pornography you are looking for is currently unavailable. The Web site might be experiencing titillation difficulties, or you may need to adjust your trouser settings.

I know, you may have seen some of these in this blog already. But what better way to spend a Saturday morning than to click obsessively through pages of links?

Umm, well. I can actually think of a number of better ways. I'm off to go do some of them.

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